I want a lapdance NOW!

Anybody out there in world-wide-nerd-land wanna give me a ride to City Lights strip club?  I can’t drive and I need to see me some ass tonight.  Bring me some damn ones too!  Maybe there’s a free parking pass to Saturday’s game in it for ya.  Email me bitch: coachfumanchu@gmail.com
RIDE UPDATE!! 1:10 am: Well, nobody came [...]