Eugene nightlife faces Manchu

Important pregame report for the Oregon vs. Fresno State game from me, your friendly Coach Fu Manchu.
I’ll be out hunting the muff scene in Eugene Friday night.  So if you’re out in the bars, come say hi to the Fu Manchu.  But if I’m up on some Oregon girl, DO NOT FUCKIN’ TALK TO ME AND [...]

Just another score

Yep yep yep, so what. So what we didn’t beat Texas S&M A&M. Bulldogs didn’t get that one last score. At least I, Coach Fu Manchu, scored again in Texas.
Friday night, I told Coach Hill, I’m taking the night off and going out on a muff diving exibition. A dive to find some sweet Texas [...]