Beat this Wolfpack

In case the Bulldog players needed some more inspiration to beat Nevada; Here ya go:

Saturday’s REAL Bulldog matchup

FRESNO STATE CHEERLEADERS:

AGAINST LA TECH CHEER:
Which squad is hotter?  Find out with me at the game tonight!

Continue the healing

As we still lick our wounds from Saturday’s beat down and treat our STDs from Oregon sluts, lets continue making ourselves feel better by pointing out how Oregon fans are dipshits:

Live blog of Oregon game from Coach Fu ManChu

[This blog actually started at 2:30 today but WordPress is having a dumpload of issues today and it erased my earlier posts.  Posts that disscussed: the CW's "Nicole" is hot as hell, Coach Jeff Tedford is a pussy for not playing us, I ate six hotdogs and I drank three shots of Cabo Wabo tequila before today's game.] 
saturday 5:12 [...]

Live Fu up in U

Hey you dumb sombitches, check this out:  I’m gonna do one a dim stupid-ass ”live blog” things for the Oregon vs Fresno game.  Yep, it’s gonna be right from the sidelines, straight from the coaches mouth to this dipshit blog.
So come check it out during the game.  I’m sure it’ll be as worthless insightful as a Pat Hill [...]

Eugene nightlife faces Manchu

Important pregame report for the Oregon vs. Fresno State game from me, your friendly Coach Fu Manchu.
I’ll be out hunting the muff scene in Eugene Friday night.  So if you’re out in the bars, come say hi to the Fu Manchu.  But if I’m up on some Oregon girl, DO NOT FUCKIN’ TALK TO ME AND [...]

Just another score

Yep yep yep, so what. So what we didn’t beat Texas S&M A&M. Bulldogs didn’t get that one last score. At least I, Coach Fu Manchu, scored again in Texas.
Friday night, I told Coach Hill, I’m taking the night off and going out on a muff diving exibition. A dive to find some sweet Texas [...]

Fumanchu dives into Fresno muff

It was moments away from kick off of the Sac State game and I was horny. I told Coach Hill “I’m leavin’, I gotta check all the fine Fresno girl muff coming into this damn stadium.”
So I left coach and this is some of what I found:

Fresno Bee bastards

Some numb-crotch in the Fresno Bee this morning wrote an article about low season ticket sales for Fresno State this season.  Dipshit.
Now coach is all pissed.  I was going to try and hang out by the cheerleaders’ lockers this morning as they prep for today’s game, but now coach ain’t lettin’ me go anywheres.  Like [...]

Let Muff Season begin!

While coach Hill is watching the players during Saturday’s opener  against Suckramento State, I’ll be pickin’ out what Fresno State cheerleader muff I want to go after this season. 
Take a look at the goob in the back.  See him?  No facial hair.  How the HELL is he gonna get any of that tail with no facial hair?