Sellout’s son loses to Bullard

Kevin Sweeny:  Bullard Badass.  At least he was when I went to school with him. 
Yes, I, Coach Fu Manchu went to Bullard High.  I haven’t always been linked with Coach Pat Hill.  We just joined forces back in the day when we were both Bulldog coaches for Jim Sweeny.
But right now, I’m talking about Kevin [...]

Live blog of Oregon game from Coach Fu ManChu

[This blog actually started at 2:30 today but WordPress is having a dumpload of issues today and it erased my earlier posts.  Posts that disscussed: the CW's "Nicole" is hot as hell, Coach Jeff Tedford is a pussy for not playing us, I ate six hotdogs and I drank three shots of Cabo Wabo tequila before today's game.] 
saturday 5:12 [...]

Just another score

Yep yep yep, so what. So what we didn’t beat Texas S&M A&M. Bulldogs didn’t get that one last score. At least I, Coach Fu Manchu, scored again in Texas.
Friday night, I told Coach Hill, I’m taking the night off and going out on a muff diving exibition. A dive to find some sweet Texas [...]

Fresno Bee bastards

Some numb-crotch in the Fresno Bee this morning wrote an article about low season ticket sales for Fresno State this season.  Dipshit.
Now coach is all pissed.  I was going to try and hang out by the cheerleaders’ lockers this morning as they prep for today’s game, but now coach ain’t lettin’ me go anywheres.  Like [...]

Let Muff Season begin!

While coach Hill is watching the players during Saturday’s opener  against Suckramento State, I’ll be pickin’ out what Fresno State cheerleader muff I want to go after this season. 
Take a look at the goob in the back.  See him?  No facial hair.  How the HELL is he gonna get any of that tail with no facial hair?