Entries Tagged as ‘college football’

October 13, 2007

Moscow ‘ass’ thin but fertile

So here’s your Saturday morning Bulldog game matchup:  Looks like we’re going to kick ass over Idaho because I think we’re finally going up against a team with cheerleaders worse than ours:

Oh I’m still hitting every Moscow bar tonight to hookup with them. So I guess that means I’ll hit two bars…one being the Applebees.

September 29, 2007

Saturday’s REAL Bulldog matchup

FRESNO STATE CHEERLEADERS:

AGAINST LA TECH CHEER:
Which squad is hotter?  Find out with me at the game tonight!

September 17, 2007

Continue the healing

As we still lick our wounds from Saturday’s beat down and treat our STDs from Oregon sluts, lets continue making ourselves feel better by pointing out how Oregon fans are dipshits:

September 15, 2007

Live blog of Oregon game from Coach Fu ManChu

[This blog actually started at 2:30 today but WordPress is having a dumpload of issues today and it erased my earlier posts.  Posts that disscussed: the CW's "Nicole" is hot as hell, Coach Jeff Tedford is a pussy for not playing us, I ate six hotdogs and I drank three shots of Cabo Wabo tequila before today's game.] 
saturday 5:12 [...]

September 15, 2007

Live Fu up in U

Hey you dumb sombitches, check this out:  I’m gonna do one a dim stupid-ass ”live blog” things for the Oregon vs Fresno game.  Yep, it’s gonna be right from the sidelines, straight from the coaches mouth to this dipshit blog.
So come check it out during the game.  I’m sure it’ll be as worthless insightful as a Pat Hill [...]

September 14, 2007

Eugene nightlife faces Manchu

Important pregame report for the Oregon vs. Fresno State game from me, your friendly Coach Fu Manchu.
I’ll be out hunting the muff scene in Eugene Friday night.  So if you’re out in the bars, come say hi to the Fu Manchu.  But if I’m up on some Oregon girl, DO NOT FUCKIN’ TALK TO ME AND [...]