Entries Tagged as ‘cheerleaders’

October 13, 2007

Moscow ‘ass’ thin but fertile

So here’s your Saturday morning Bulldog game matchup:  Looks like we’re going to kick ass over Idaho because I think we’re finally going up against a team with cheerleaders worse than ours:

Oh I’m still hitting every Moscow bar tonight to hookup with them. So I guess that means I’ll hit two bars…one being the Applebees.

September 29, 2007

Saturday’s REAL Bulldog matchup

FRESNO STATE CHEERLEADERS:

AGAINST LA TECH CHEER:
Which squad is hotter?  Find out with me at the game tonight!

September 14, 2007

Eugene nightlife faces Manchu

Important pregame report for the Oregon vs. Fresno State game from me, your friendly Coach Fu Manchu.
I’ll be out hunting the muff scene in Eugene Friday night.  So if you’re out in the bars, come say hi to the Fu Manchu.  But if I’m up on some Oregon girl, DO NOT FUCKIN’ TALK TO ME AND [...]

September 1, 2007

Fresno Bee bastards

Some numb-crotch in the Fresno Bee this morning wrote an article about low season ticket sales for Fresno State this season.  Dipshit.
Now coach is all pissed.  I was going to try and hang out by the cheerleaders’ lockers this morning as they prep for today’s game, but now coach ain’t lettin’ me go anywheres.  Like [...]

August 31, 2007

Let Muff Season begin!

While coach Hill is watching the players during Saturday’s opener  against Suckramento State, I’ll be pickin’ out what Fresno State cheerleader muff I want to go after this season. 
Take a look at the goob in the back.  See him?  No facial hair.  How the HELL is he gonna get any of that tail with no facial hair?