Important pregame report for the Oregon vs. Fresno State game from me, your friendly Coach Fu Manchu.
I’ll be out hunting the muff scene in Eugene Friday night. So if you’re out in the bars, come say hi to the Fu Manchu. But if I’m up on some Oregon girl, DO NOT FUCKIN’ TALK TO ME AND RUIN MY CHANCE AT MOUNTAIN MUFF!
And Saturday, you know I’ll be roaming the sidelines, looking to score with some of this:
Better start trying harder Fresno State Cheerleaders, these Oregon girls are puttin’ it on you.
