So here’s your Saturday morning Bulldog game matchup: Looks like we’re going to kick ass over Idaho because I think we’re finally going up against a team with cheerleaders worse than ours:
Oh I’m still hitting every Moscow bar tonight to hookup with them. So I guess that means I’ll hit two bars…one being the Applebees.
In case the Bulldog players needed some more inspiration to beat Nevada; Here ya go:
FRESNO STATE CHEERLEADERS:
AGAINST LA TECH CHEER:
Which squad is hotter? Find out with me at the game tonight!
Kevin Sweeny: Bullard Badass. At least he was when I went to school with him.
Yes, I, Coach Fu Manchu went to Bullard High. I haven’t always been linked with Coach Pat Hill. We just joined forces back in the day when we were both Bulldog coaches for Jim Sweeny.
But right now, I’m talking about Kevin Sweeny. He sold out. The old Bullard quarterback grew up in the Bullard district and when it came time for his quarterback son to play, Kevin sent his kid to Clovis West because he didn’t think Bullard would be good enough for him.
Well suck it you sellout! Bullard beats him and his son’s precious Clovis West football team Saturday. Damn that feels good. Go Bullard.
As we still lick our wounds from Saturday’s beat down and treat our STDs from Oregon sluts, lets continue making ourselves feel better by pointing out how Oregon fans are dipshits:
Yep, we may have got our ass kicked, but here’s something nice to look at. It’ll make you feel better about being a Fresnan. It’s Nicole from Fresno’s CW. Loooook intooo her eyeeees and tell me you don’t feel better.
[This blog actually started at 2:30 today but WordPress is having a dumpload of issues today and it erased my earlier posts. Posts that disscussed: the CW's "Nicole" is hot as hell, Coach Jeff Tedford is a pussy for not playing us, I ate six hotdogs and I drank three shots of Cabo Wabo tequila before today's game.]
saturday 5:12 pm: HOLLY SHIT I’M GONNA KILL THE PEOPLE FROM WORDPRESS. THEY JUST LOST ALL OF MY POSTS FOR THE PAST 3 AND A HALF HOURS!!! IT WAS GOLD TOO! Well, maybe white gold.
5:18: I think I’m gonna be sick. And it’s not from all the tequila I drank
5:24: I don’t know what’s killin’ me more, this wordpress fuckin up or this game.
5:31: Oregon has figured out coach and his system long ago….we’re done. Time to look for some Oregon muff to hook up with tonight.
5:39: Bear Pascoe good, rest of Bulldogs….eh.
5:40: That stupid yellow mic the ref has is still lame.
5:47: Whistled down? How many crazyass plays at the goaline can we endure?
5:50: Sweet mother of Henry Ellard we got eight points. Nice. Somethin’ I can wack it to at halftime.
6:34pm: Is Coach Hill saving his playbook for La Tech or what? Geeeezzz. He won’t listen to me. Open it up for once.
6:41pm: I can’t take this wordpress.com server jackin’ up my posts anymore. Fu Manchu has gotta go. Coach Hill has given up so why don’t I?
Hey you dumb sombitches, check this out: I’m gonna do one a dim stupid-ass ”live blog” things for the Oregon vs Fresno game. Yep, it’s gonna be right from the sidelines, straight from the coaches mouth to this dipshit blog.
So come check it out during the game. I’m sure it’ll be as worthless insightful as a Pat Hill press-conference after a mind-baffling loss.
Important pregame report for the Oregon vs. Fresno State game from me, your friendly Coach Fu Manchu.
I’ll be out hunting the muff scene in Eugene Friday night. So if you’re out in the bars, come say hi to the Fu Manchu. But if I’m up on some Oregon girl, DO NOT FUCKIN’ TALK TO ME AND RUIN MY CHANCE AT MOUNTAIN MUFF!
And Saturday, you know I’ll be roaming the sidelines, looking to score with some of this:
Better start trying harder Fresno State Cheerleaders, these Oregon girls are puttin’ it on you.
Yep yep yep, so what. So what we didn’t beat Texas S&M A&M. Bulldogs didn’t get that one last score. At least I, Coach Fu Manchu, scored again in Texas.
Friday night, I told Coach Hill, I’m taking the night off and going out on a muff diving exibition. A dive to find some sweet Texas girl muff. Found it:
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